That big ol' bully washing machine. Talk about agitating. Imagine being tossed around with those callous, insensitive garments.

Everyone’s always griping and groaning about all the stuff they have to do, but does anyone really stop to think about how long each of those things will take? Jeez, Louise, all that time whining and complaining. They could be done already.

Okay, raise your hand if you have emergency plans for things like fires, hurricanes, earthquakes or terrorist attacks. You with the hand up, thanks for making us all look bad. The rest of you, listen up.

Ever walk into someone else’s room to find an unmade bed? There’s something so—well, un-conscientious about it.