Psst—hey buddy. Yeah, you, closing the medicine cabinet. We saw the antifungal cream. Don't worry, your secret's safe with us—just keep those fungus feet over there.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it, people like me. (Say it again.) I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it, people like me. (Really loudly this time.)

This year, you’re going to remember everyone’s birthday. You’re no flake.

Have you always wanted to learn how to speak Portuguese? Play the cello? Make dog sweaters?