You’re feeling a little down in the dumps lately. Everyone you know donates to this organization and that. Not you. You just never seem to get around to it. So, it’s official—you’re a horrible person.

You hardly ever pick up the phone anymore. It’s so, like, archaic. Email or instant messaging all the way. There’s only one problem. Your inbox is overflowing with unanswered messages.

Remember that family vacation at the lake? What about that trip to Vegas? (Actually, that one you should probably forget.)