Imagine just sitting on your couch for hours at a time staring at the wall. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you watch TV. Just sitting there, staring. Not moving, except towards the kitchen. Letting other people fill your brain.

Everyone’s always griping and groaning about all the stuff they have to do, but does anyone really stop to think about how long each of those things will take? Jeez, Louise, all that time whining and complaining. They could be done already.

Brrrr! Hear that wind? Gotta love winter—that is, unless it’s so cold you don’t even want to leave the house.

Okay, raise your hand if you have emergency plans for things like fires, hurricanes, earthquakes or terrorist attacks. You with the hand up, thanks for making us all look bad. The rest of you, listen up.