And welcome to Fantasy Island. Okay, so maybe we can't make all your dreams come true, but we can tell you how to make this day a little better.

You know water is good for you. But if you hear the "eight glasses a day" line one more time, you might just have to boycott the life-sustaining beverage.

Another restless night, tossing and turning. Your neck and shoulders are killing you. It's not like you went to the gym today or anything. (Oh, right, you aren't even a member.) It's just another long day at the office.

You're hanging with your buddy Jim when you notice an itty-bitty light in the dark recesses of his kitchen. Could it be…?