Personal space is at a premium these days. Whenever you need a little, start singing—in the elevator, on the subway, in line at Starbucks, wherever. People will back off—we're talking instant elbow room.

Imagine if the Time Fairy flew into your office and sprinkled you with magic, three-extra-hours-a-week dust.

Hey, how many light bulbs does it take to change a homeowner? Over to fluorescent bulbs, that is.

Dude, that new MacBook Air looks so-o-o cool. The thing only weighs 3 pounds—less than my board. And, it's only three quarters of an inch thick. They start at $1799…. I've got $300 and the rest can go on my credit—