If you were learning how to boil water, you wouldn't want Emeril Lagasse looking over your shoulder.

You can't do it. You'll never finish. It's too hard. You need help. Might as well paste the "L" on your forehead now—you're nothing but a big loser.

Doctors, dentists, clients, co-workers, even TV shows—what do they all have in common?

You're a label-reader, and you're proud. You can recite the fat, sodium, carbohydrate and protein count of everything in your cart backwards standing on one foot, blindfolded.