Ha! You laugh at clutter. Those piles of useless, unrelated items are out of your life. Everything is filed away in its rightful place. The freedom you feel as you float effortlessly through your organized, harmonious home is sheer bliss…

As a kid, when you didn't finish your dinner, you probably heard, "eat up, there are thousands of starving kids in the world." Well, they were wrong. There are millions.

Recycling cans and bottles as a kid was like winning the lottery. You'd schlep those things five miles through 10 feet of snow for $1.20 per case. That was a whole lotta money back then.

When you were a kid, there was always something to look forward to—a holiday, your birthday, a vacation or some other fabulously exciting event. You waited what seemed like forever for these special days, but that was the fun of it, the anticipation.