You aren't getting enough exercise these days. Neither are your kids. Frankly, you've all been acting a bit—well, grumpy—lately.

Expose your precious skin to the sun's harmful rays without protection? Never! The sun is your nemesis. You will not, repeat, will not, get skin cancer.

Reusable totes are great for trips to the grocery store, but for your daily trash—um, no. And, paper bags aren't the most durable. Once your trash is in the can, you don't want to have to see it again—ever.

You were just saying you wanted a change of pace, right? Take your pick-water buffalo, heifer, llama, pig, chicks-your choice.